Doggie Bag

I couldn't agree more.

say no to crack

back off

these thighs are dangerous.

don't cry over it

it makes your food colder

"The Yummy Ducky"

Serving Size: 1 package: 49 grams. The primary ingredient is sugar, followed by partially hydrogenated vegetable oil — yet it claims that of its 15 grams of fat (14 of which are saturated; 70% Daily Value), zero of those grams are trans fat. Huh?

Oh and what exactly does "hollow milk" taste like?

um, no thanks

Badly Designed Signs on Chicago's Transit System

Most of the signage, notices and other items posted by CTA are so poorly "designed," they're laughable if not difficult to comprehend. Indeed, on some of them, if you removed the words (or didn't understand English) they'd be quite baffling.

When I look at them, I imagine what some of them should say if I were asked to interpret the visuals. Here's a good example (I've Photoshopped the original to show what my version would say):



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What Balloons Do for Fun?

I thought one of them was going to pop, until I saw the manufacturer's name at the end.

brrrr.

This alone should be reason enough to not have to go to work today: