I couldn't agree more.

say no to crack

back off

these thighs are dangerous.

don't cry over it

it makes your food colder

"The Yummy Ducky"

Serving Size: 1 package: 49 grams. The primary ingredient is sugar, followed by partially hydrogenated vegetable oil — yet it claims that of its 15 grams of fat (14 of which are saturated; 70% Daily Value), zero of those grams are trans fat. Huh?

Oh and what exactly does "hollow milk" taste like?

um, no thanks