What Balloons Do for Fun?

I thought one of them was going to pop, until I saw the manufacturer's name at the end.

brrrr.

This alone should be reason enough to not have to go to work today:

It really doesn't matter which way you go

yeah... that's what I was thinking

on the way, indeed

uh... what's that s'posed to mean?

I saw this sign and I think it means
"only people who are half-popsicle
are permitted to fuck midgets in the
missionary position."

Child Labor

was walking past a Bank of America branch last night...